By: Gurnoor Jhajj, SFU Student and Mason Mattu, Humour Editor
It all went down before a history midterm, on the sixth floor of the library. The author was studying, double-fisting two coffees and an energy drink, when a cold gust of wind sent shivers down her spine.
A tall, pale figure wearing a blood-stained SFU hoodie was seen gliding between the aisles of encyclopedias. The author notes that everybody was focused on their work, not noticing the unusual figure.
Studying for the midterms sucks, quite literally
The author didn't get a good look, but thought the figure might be attractive.
Author's summary: A vampire was spotted at the Bennett Library.